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“Edison failed 10, 000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” (Napoleon Hill)
“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” (Will Rogers)
“I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.”
“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.”
“Wisdom is like electricity. There is no permanently wise man, but men capable of wisdom, who, being put into certain company, or other favorable conditions, become wise for a short time, as glasses rubbed acquire electric power for a while.” (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
“When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.” (George Carlin)
“We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.” (Dave Barry)
“Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.” (Charles Dickens)
“What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.” (Oliver Herford)
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.” (Lenny Bruce)
“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?” (Woody Allen)
“Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman.” (Louis D. Brandeis)
“If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as "candle making industry threatened.” (Newt Gingrich)